I do know that I am weird. But I write about a 834 Facebook statuses every day. In my mind. All throughout the day. It's like I'm publishing a story in my head. Every single day. And I might publish one of them.
Perhaps this is just me.
Today has been a hectic day. A day that involved not going to our MOPS Christmas party because of the weather and then having my husband having to rescue us to take our boys to the pediatrician for what turned out to be a normal diaper rash. Crazy. Exhausting. And emotional.
Here are a few of the statuses that weren't written that might help describe a little of the drama from our day.
Mindy Sauer would have hoped for another hour in bed today.
Mindy Sauer is sorry we had to miss the MOPS Christmas party this morning. But on the bright side, she's got ten egg salad sandwiches already made for lunch!
Mindy Sauer is wondering when the appeal for these ornaments is going to wear off.
Mindy Sauer can't believe her boys like egg salad!
Mindy Sauer wishes she could take a nap. Perhaps she will. In just two... more... hours...
Mindy Sauer has never been more excited for nap time.
Mindy Sauer probably should call the pediatrician. Jack's rash seems to be getting worse.
Mindy Sauer is hoping Jack's rash is not infected.
Mindy Sauer was not excited about the conversation with the pediatrician. What do you mean you want me to come in? TODAY? In this weather? You've got to be kidding me.
Mindy Sauer is getting things packed up for a trip to the doctor. That means shoveling the driveway, stocking the van with everything we'd need if we got stranded and then waking up the boys for the dreaded trip.
Mindy Sauer is exhausted. Am I too old for naps?
Mindy Sauer is THRILLED! Andy is leaving work to take us to the pediatrician! And he's going to shovel! And he's going to drive! My hero.
Mindy Sauer is really wishing this would have happened another day.
Mindy Sauer is honestly amazed at her boys' taste for egg salad.
Mindy Sauer is on her way! We're going slow, but at least we're moving!
Mindy Sauer can't believe it took us 45 minutes to make a 20 minute commute.
Mindy Sauer is soooo relieved that Jack's rash isn't infected. On our way to buy more Desitin to help the healing!
Mindy Sauer really wishes she could take the rest of the day off.
Mindy Sauer is loving this egg salad!
Mindy Sauer is glad to be home, but wishing Andy didn't have to go back out again.
Mindy Sauer should probably start dinner.
Mindy Sauer is so much more aware of the "uh ohs" she hears when one of her sons is streaking, running loose around the house.
Mindy Sauer wonders when her boys will get sick of her carrying them around on her hip.
Mindy Sauer never realized she gave birth to monkeys. Two monkeys. Climbing, crawling and clawing their way up everything, including up to mommy.
Mindy Sauer is counting down the hours until bedtime.
Mindy Sauer wishes she hadn't sent the rest of that egg salad with Andy. I bet the boys would have cleaned that up!
Mindy Sauer really wishes her husband would have chosen a different night to work late. Of all days.
Mindy Sauer hates having to prepare a separate meal for her boys. Anyone else feel like they could get so much more done if they didn't have to prepare food for everyone everyday?
Mindy Sauer is relieved that Andy's home! Time for baths!
Mindy Sauer is so in love with her husband.
Mindy Sauer is going to blog, prepare tomorrow's lunch, shower and then it's bedtime!
Mindy Sauer should really start wrapping presents. But not tonight. No baking cookies either.
Mindy Sauer wonders why I don't get more sleep when the boys are sleeping more than 11 hours? Isn't there something wrong with this picture?
Mindy Sauer is sore. My arms. My back. My knees. Perhaps I should have started having kids a little sooner. These toddlers are literally wearing me out!
Mindy Sauer is going to bed. G'night!Now, for those of you that are my Facebook friend, aren't you glad I'm selective in my postings? ;) And thank God for Facebook, the only chance we've got to talk about ourselves in the third person!
Quite possibly my favorite post.
ReplyDeleteI can relate to 100% of it!!
Thanks for the giggles, and for the craving of egg salad. It's what'll be for lunch tomorrow. :)
Kelly Dennis Knapp is too lazy to change her email account over to the address that houses her current blog. Therefore, this will be linked to her old one.
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Awesome post Mindy! I'm the exact same way. I'm always thinking throughout the day "man! This will make a great fb post!" And yes I talk in the third person too. :) Its nice to know we're not alone. Mmmmmmmm egg salad......I'm gonna go boil some eggs! :)
ReplyDeleteMy kids love egg salad too - me, well, no no no, but I make it for them, just like their grandma did, she added a pinch of vinegar for zing, don't ask why, I would not touch it!
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